Thursday, October 16, 2008

BLOG OF THE BLOGS...


A thought on how the blogs of various repuuted directors would turn out to be, if and when they decide to join the Blogosphere. It is just a light-hearted take and not intended to offend or criticize anyone.

Starting with my favourite director....

KARAN JOHAR

His blog would be full of love, marriage, love before, during and after marriage, Indian love, alien love, NRI love... It would be the most popular of all blogs, cos he would reveal some inside stories of the stars. Like what does SRK think of Ajay Devgan's blog, what does Kajol think of Aamir's blog, might even ask Rani to choose one between Aamir and SRK's blogs. And do I need to mention that the first three comments on the blog would be from the principal cast of KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI.

ADITYA CHOPRA...
He does blog, seriously. But the reclusive director is more secretive about his blog than about his films. So, you will never get to read it. Gooogle has given up searching for it.

SANJAY LEELA BHANSALI...
Don't try to read it. Not supposed to be read. Concentrate on the layout instead, I mean the background colour. He started off with White, changed it to red, blue, yellow and then BLACK. The one with black background is the best( cos u just cant read it). His latest post with a "blue" background is yet to get a single reader, forget about comments.

MAHESH BHATT...
Adult blog. Not for you if you are younger than 18.

RAM GOPAL VARMA...
Too dark to read. Youth stay away from it. Kids find it really funny.

ASHUTOSH GOWARIKER...
Long and preachy. Recommended by N.C.E.R.T to include as part of the curriculum in primary schools.

SOORAJ BARJATYA...
The only versatile blog that deals with all the issues of the world. Every post is unique and different from the rest. VIVAH, SHAADI, NIKAAH, BYAAH, MARRIAGE are some of his unique posts.

YASH CHOPRA...
Blog would be in PUNJABI with HINDI font. Strictly for only those who know PUNJABI. If you did not understand the lines in VEER-ZAARA, stay away.

ANU MALIK...
Don't compalin if u get the feel that his posts have been copied and pasted from any of the above blogs.

HIMESH RESHAMMIYA...
Does not blog. Because the AUTO RICKSHAW COMMUNITY is not interested in blogs yet.

4 comments:

  1. VIKRAM.....
    Describes them all.... :p

    Nice one :)

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  3. @ Idle Brain
    VIKRAM is an actor, not a director [:P] :)

    @ stiffler
    I have edited my post, check out :)

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  4. mm.. interesting :)

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