Friday, February 6, 2009

INDIAN CHEERLEADERS LEAGUE (ICL)

Gripped by the IPL 2 fever, I take the responsibility of nominating cheer leaders for various teams a.k.a ICL :)

KOLKOTA KNIGHT RIDERS
SRK jumps enough and remembering GANGULY's shirt waving antics, I doubt they would need any profesional cheer-leader. Not to mention that SRK implies the superset of RANI MUKERJI, KARAN JOHAR and FARAH KHAN.

DECCAN CHARGERS
What does it take to cheer up a Hyderabadi? Biryaani, Mirchi, Irani chai.........
Can we have SANJEEV KAPOOR as a cheer-leader please ? Though I suspect CHIRANJEEVIand PAVAN KALYAN would voluntarily take up the roles (for a different reason though).

KINGS XI PUNJAB
I am forced to believe that they have a cheerleader in their own team. SREESHANTH! :P

MUMBAI INDIANS
RAJ THACKERAY! Not sure if he can cheer his kids up, but not a bad idea to keep him involved for a good two months.

DELHI DAREDEVILS
Given the form of Sehwag and Gambhir, cheer leader will have to dance non-stop.
AKSHAY KUMAR would do. DILLI TO DURBAN would make him richer than CHANDNI CHOWK TO CHINA. :P

RAJASTHAN ROYALS
12% stake does not come free. SHILPA SHETTY can play the dual (?) role of the cheer-leader.

ROYAL CHALLENGERS BANGALORE:
Given their performance last year, do they need any cheer-leader? :p
But the soporphics badly need someone to wake them up. A bunch of hostel wardens ringing bells after every over may help.

CHENNAI SUPER KINGS
ENNA RASKALAAA! Yes u got it! Get him to the stadium and I guess every viewer would turn into a cheer-leader. MIND IT.....:P